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Brady Schmidt

born: january 1,1911 Went to sparta wisconsin middle school, graduated at the age of 20, got held back in kindergarten and first grade. When he graduated he got a schollership for badmitten and was going to take it but broke his leg playing video games. He learned to read at the age of 15 and got his liscense when he was 21. He wore diapers untill he was eight. He got an average of a D in every class. He failed geography every year because all he did was read. Even though all he did was read he failed communications for a couple years. When he broke his leg playing video games he shattered his tibia and the docters weren`t able to give him a prosthetic leg. In college at the University of Northern Alaska he had a personal worker (a homosexual male nurse) to push him around in a wheelchair. When he was 28 he participated in a beach volleyball tournement at his college. although he was in a wheelchair, him and his partner (the homosexual male nurse) won a participation award. After the tournement he came out of the closet and married his male nurse, there was a 20 year difference. When he graduated at the age of 36, him and the male nurse bought a condo by Lake Michigan. When he was 40 they became bankrupt and they got a divorce. On april 1, 1961 he died of old age at the age of 50 they held the burial at his home town 2 years later. the townspeople gave the male nurse 1 million dollers for the burial cost even though he was buried in a box. 5 people attended his burial they made a holiday after his death called april fools day and no one knows why.