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Early Years
Grumpy Squirrel was a Grey Squirrel known for introducing peanuts as an appetizer for Texas Roadhouse franchises. He was born in 1990 and his father was Fuzzy Franklin.

Migration to Madison, Wisconsin
When Grumpy was two years old, his father secured employment as a janitor for the State of Wisconsin capitol building. In Grumpy's later years, he decided to help improve his family's economic situation and looked for an after-school job.

Texas Roadhouse
In 1998, The Most Honorable Grumpy Squirrel, applied for a dish washing job at a Texas Roadhouse restaurant in Madison, Wisconsin. After a series of interviews over three days, the manager hired Grumpy Squirrel. Grumpy Squirrel worked at the restaurant until his death in 2018. While he was employed as a dishwasher, he developed a calculation to improve the throughput rate of washing soup bowls.

$$\ddot{\complement\supseteq\biguplus\bigtriangledown\Vvdash\bigvee\S\Kappa\rceil\lfloor y''\prod_{\textstyle \prod_{\coprod\overleftarrow{{}_pF_q\left({a_1, \ldots, a_p \atop b_1, \ldots, b_q}; z\right)\overbrace{ 1+2+\cdots+100 }^{5050}}}^N \displaystyle}^N \rceil}$$

Discovery of Squirrel Egyptian Tomb
In 1999, Grumpy Squirrel visited Egypt for a 10-day vacation. While there, he visited King Tut's tomb on a guided tour. During the tour, he pointed at an urn and commented to the tour guide that the urn looked like a squirrel. Grumpy asked the tour guide for permission to open the urn. The tour guide granted permission. When Grumpy Squirrel opened the urn, he discovered the mummified remains of a squirrel as well as a set of Egyptian hieroglyphs that named the squirrel.