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DAMIEN "CYBORG" HOLLIDAY (JUNE 5, 1978 - INFINITY) WAS BORN IN A NASA LAB CONSTRUCTED OF STEEL AND BABY POWDER. HE IS OFTEN DESCRIBED AS THE HERCULES OF HIS TIME DUE TO THE ASSULT OF POLAR BEAR AT A NATIONAL ZOO. MANY WITNESS THE DESTRUCTION OF THIS ANIMAL AS HE STUFFED THE BEAR INTO THE FOOD BOWL IT WAS EATING OUT OF. TO THIS DAY, HIS WHERE ABOUT ARE UNKNOWN. SOME SAY HE JOINED THE NAVY AND GOT MARRIED AND HAS A KID. SOME SAY THAT HE LIVES UNDERGROUND, BUTTNAKED LIKE THE PUNISHER IN THE (1989) FILM.