User:DanTahHedgehog/Attack of the Six-Year-Olds Invading the Internet

Attack of the Six-Year-Olds Invading the Internet is an upcoming 2010 film starring Dan Bruton, Lydia Brunk, and Kirby Smith, and is directed by TheHappySpaceman Productions.

Plot Summary
The story depicts a sixteen-year-old Dan having an ordinary life until a weird contraption crash-lands in his backyard. He and his girlfriend Dani, along with his friends Tails and Oscar Wilde open it up to find a letter from Dan of the year 2068, having written a letter to himself from the past warning him that in the future, six-year-olds have taken over the internet. Every popular website has been h4cked by these evil six-year-olds. The letter says that it is Dan's destiny to stop them. With help from Shadow the Hedgehog and a secret army of kittens, will Dan and his friends stop the six-year-olds once and for all by fucking them dead?

Characters

 * Dan - A sixteen-year-old heterosexual web phenomenon who recieves a letter from himself in the future. Played by: Dan Bruton
 * Dan of the Future - Played by: Dan
 * Dani - Dan's girlfriend and intimate lover. Is good at h4cking websites. Played by: Lydia Brunk
 * Miles "Tails" Prower - A fifteen-year-old fox who is good at flying airplanes. Voiced by: Dan
 * Oscar Wilde - A writer of popular novels. Is Dan's second best friend. Voiced by: Kirby Smith
 * Shadow the Hedgehog - A dark hedgehog created by Professor Gerald Robotnik. Was hired by Tails to help them destroy the evil six-year-olds invading the Internet. Voiced by: Dan
 * The Secret Army of Kittens - Voiced by: Kirby and Dan
 * A reporter - Played by: Kirby

Release Date
TheHappySpaceman Productions was going to release the movie on January 1, 2012, but Dan said he wanted it released on July 4, 2011. Having dealt with Dan before in the past, the company gave up and gave it a 2010 release date instead.

MPAA Rating
This film is: Not Yet Rated because it hasn't come out yet.