User:Dan Knoop

My name is Dan Knoop, and I'm currently a Senior At Spooner High School. I love Wikipedia.com. I am 5'11" 1/2, and wish I were 6'. I like to study history, geography, and other cool things. My friend says that I "like to blow stuff up" and that "We consider him the local explosions expert. He is also the master of all things with blades, including Samurai Swords", though these things aren't true.

The closest thing I can think of is that I once cut right through a Dairy Queen cake that was frozen solid with a cleaver. Nobody else could do it, and I completely schooled it.