User:Dan Senter

When Chuck Norris sleeps, Dan wakes up.

Half man, half machine, half badger, Dan created the weak spot on the death star. He single handedly defeated the zulu's at the battle of the Somme. When the Kracken can't do the job, Dan goes to work. Snake Pliskin wears Dan Senter underpants.

If it wasnt for Dan Senter, we would all now be speaking Spanish - having defeated the Armada at the Battle of Trafalgar. If it wasn't for Dan Senter, Kurt Cobain would not have died and Marc Almond would be straight.

The list of songs inspired by or dedicated to Dan are as follows: Rocket Man - Elton John It's Raining Men - the Weather Girls Holding Out For a Hero - Bonnie Tyler Private Dancer - Tina Turner Macho Man - Village People Fog on the Tyne - Lindisfarne