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Joseph Briffa
Joseph Briffa, better known as Briff Daddy Long (born 10 April, 1743) is a technology teacher at Werribee Secondary College, in Melbourne, Australia. He's well known for having a short fuse, easily losing his temper at nothing. People who hunt him as a a sport, often refer to his scalp as the towball of resistance. Often confused as some kind of primeape, he has struggles grasping basic english concepts. He once referred to the words 'planned obsolescence' as 'planted obserlesion' and also 'planet obsolesion'. He likes to think about himself as a 'bright spark', althought he would fail to light up a dark room. He once referred to himself as the greatest engineer of all time, once quoting 'einstein ain't got nothin on me.'