User:Dana Carter

Dana Carter

The FUNNIEST, SEXIEST, SMARTEST, CUTEST, MOST INTERESTING lady in the history of ladies. She is a big fan of Cleveland sports, but deep down inside she loves the Chicago Blackhawks because of their intimidating, great logo. She pretends that this is not true. Dont let her fool you.

She particularly dislikes it when you open your car window to chat with poor people.

If you startle her or trick her in any way,she will call you a little stinker.

She likes to relive her softball glory days with rolled up balls of tissue paper.

Lately, she has become known as the world's worst back seat driver. I think she plans on keeping this title.

If you really want to get her riled up, just tell her how great you think democrats are. Or tell her how much you think welfare and affirmative help our nation. But make sure you are ready for a long argument if you do really believe this. (If you really believe this you are stupid)