User:Dana Graham Zmitrukiewicz

Dana Graham Zmitrukiewicz was born on July 10, 1982, in Michigan, to crazy people. He is very angry about sharing a birthday with shitty "singer" Jessica Simpson. In 1983, he and his family moved to Massachusetts for some reason.

Dana, a left-hander, had much trouble with such; while being forced to attend a Catholic school as a very young child, the ass teachers/religious freaks forced him to use his right hand, thus making him pretty screwed up. Add to that that at six, he broke his left arm. As a result of that, his penmanship looks like a three-year-old's.

However, if it weren't for that, he most likely would have never been introduced to good ol' computers through typing and become a geek. Oh, wait.

Enough of the formalistic (if that's a word) crap. I play accordion. That's all you need to know to know to stay away, unless you like accordion, which means you should be where I am, Massachusetts.