User:Danbraun4l

This is the life and times of Daniel Edwin Roy Braun. Daniel (Danny for short) was born on a cold september day in 1993. Right from the moment he was born his mother MJB looked into his eyes and said, "My boy your going to be one famous son of a bitch one day... oh... and your names fucking danny.. suck it!" at the age of one. danny already had a PHD in awesomness. also in grade school, he became friends with a boy who would someday change his life forever....this boys name was Jared St.Hilaire.....but this story was lost forever in the archives of farate-in-the-garage-a-idnk... At the age of 5 danny had become an expert at using a weapon known as "Shear" this is best used for removiiing a person's ear from there body.