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Caroline Wagner Corbett is an established hair color superstar and obsessive compulsive watcher of British soft-core port/historical dramas. Why? Who knows, but don't question her sheer (get it?) genius.

Caroline's Coastal Cuts


Caroline may be found at Caroline's Coastal Cuts. She colors like a magical banshee, without the howling, often applying Olaplex whenever possible for the finest results in sheen and bounce. Caroline has grown accustomed to suffering fools, in and out of the chair, yet endeavors to persevere regardless. One day soon, she will be the Salon Queen at Shorty's Coastal Cuts, a high-end hair experience exclusive to non-douches.

Caroline does not have a single news story as of yet, but just you wait, Buster.

Caroline's controversial scandals lack a citation.

Caroline's awesomeness may be witnessed at Caroline Corbett.

Caroline's Specialties and Sundry Offerings

 * Full Highlights
 * Partial Highlights
 * Indifferent Highlights
 * Highlight yourself, bish!!

Caroline will not tolerate under any circumstances:


 * 1) Fuckery
 * 2) Dumbassery
 * 3) Douche Nozzles
 * 4) Outdoor temperatures below 75f

External links section
Caroline's Shit