User:Danco1985/Team LM

Overview:

Team LM is a special coalition between two of the best looking and brightest bankers in America, Chiersten L. Huller and Danco M. Corbin. Together they work towards ensuring that the real estate community receives the capital needed to build tomorrow's future today.

Background:

The Team LM vernacular was a result of many hours of debate, laughing, crying, yelling, and of course drinking. Originally the team was named Team DC, an obvious mix between the initials of the two rainmaker’s first names. This name, however, was later changed due to the fact that DC was also the initials of one of the principal’s names, Danco Corbin. The next name chosen was Team CH, an acronym for Corbin Huller. This, of course, was not accepted in the real estate community as CH was the initials of the other principal, Chiersten Huller. Finally, after getting drunk enough to offer two old men cake, promise a waiter a date, and dancing the night away to Michael Jackson songs, the team name was changed to Team LM, to reflect the middle names of Danco and Chiersten. Their middle names are closely held secrets and to this day only the two good looking bankers know what LM actually stands for.

Myth and Urban Legend of the "LM" acronym:

According to Urban legend, LM stands for Lovely Melons. This, however, is only legend and only god himself knows the true meaning of LM. Below are some other possible LM meanings:

1. Lucus Mike

2. Lollapalooza MILF

3. LolliPop Master

4. Lumpy Moon

5. Lazy Mammogram

6. Laxative Milbank