User:Danejaymes

so basically it's easy to take over the world

step #1- become president and have all your friends be elected into congress step #2- declare that Greenland has weapons of mass destruction and attach them step #3- once you have obtained greenland set it up as a nuclear silo site step #4- declare war on MEXICO and (they will surrender) step #5- use MEXICO for food(have them all make tacos) for your vast army step #6- become alllies with all communist countries step #6- use Chinas vast population too take over the rest of the world step #7- NUKE ALL OF THE REMAINING AMERICA TO QUASH THE REBELS (if they haven't already moved to greenland like you will instruct them step #8- nuke all planets so escape is impossible step #9- gain power and influence and complete control (by using death as a threat, and gaining popularity w/ awesome card tricks) step #10- party because the world IS YOURS!!! MUHAHA

(I'M NOT CRAZY AND YES IT'S IN THE WORKS SO WATCH OUT FOR THESE SIGNS)