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Crip
A new-age adjective given to a person of crap hipster style.

ETYMOLOGY

An obvious portmanteau of crap and hip, a Crip is one who displays synonymous style of those that are branded hipster, however without the usual high dollar price tags. Likewise with their hipster counterparts, they too will deny their crip heritage or any similar derivation of the hipster brand.

RECOGNITION

Crip styling is typically not obvious from the outset, however their imagery, so subtly does resemble that of their big brother hipsters. Crips are common Aldi / Big W / Ebay shoppers, who often purchase goods without first trying them on for size or styling. Crips will also turn their noses for those that appreciate fine beers. They will often protest that 25 dollar cartons of Aldi piss is far better than any Moo Brew, Little Creatures or VB for that matter - no amount of rebutting this will convince them otherwise.

CYCLING

Crips love to cycle. Like their tastes in beer, they tend to ride 'alternative' style bikes, that are purchased from the aforementioned Big W's and Aldi's. Don't expect to see a Crip on a Giant or a Trek, they will only ride items straight out of Chinese sweatshops, commonly in the guise of a 'Huffy'. They will claim that the 3 day unlimited kilometer warranty is the best in town.