User:Daniel Harrel/Gizmo the Great (the cat)

Giℤmo the Gℝeat©  The world was birthed by Gizmo (or Gizmodoe), the cat of Daniel Harrell. She is the mother of all mankind and beasts, including Chuck Norris, Clint Roberts,Chuck Norris, Cameron Phibbs, Timothy Reeves, Bruce Lee, Sylvester Stallone, and Matthew Hopper. Gizmo is the supreme ruler of Daniel Harrell, her adopted son/slave. He must give her insulin shots and touch her food for her to eat. The skid marks that she leaves on the carpet after a meal are a beautiful blessing to all who are able to see them. Gizmo, Gizmo.Gizmo gets porked by Peyton Terry about 38 times a day. Tanner has his butt hole licked 46 times a day, at least. Bart, the 19 year-old cat of Mrs. April Thomas, pipes Gizmo until her eyeballs roll back inside her head. After the piping she receives, she experiences manic fits of meowing and bloody diarrhea. The diarrhea is so explosive that the bomb squad has to come in to evacuate the scent.