User:DannyBoy369

daniel blevins was born in 376 bc in modern day mongolia. He spent the first years of his life foraging for food and learning the ways of the forest. At the age of 376 he realized that mongolia wasn't the place for him anymore. He decided to move to Jerusalem to wittness the birth of Jesus, but mislead by a faulty star, he ended up in Europe. At this time, the middle east was the civilized part of the world and the west was full of barbarians. Daniel was immediately worshipped as the pagan god of lust because of the size of his genitals. He was said to have a penis that could satisfy a blue whale, yet any woman could take it. If you made love to Daniel Blevins, sex would never be sex again, you could never be satisfied. So as Daniel romed Europe, he made love to every