User:DannyMBoi

 Daniel Mitchell  (also known as Daniel Radcliffe - 3rd May 1996) a small town girl living in a lonely world. He often feels like a plastic bag, blowing through the wind, wanting to start again. Daniel also misses ginger hair and the way people stare.

Guildford is the town in which he resides. Daniel dreams of becoming a stripper.

Daniel says he's male but let's face it, the results are inconclusive. Daniel is a firm believer in all genders, because he is in fact, all of them. Daniel follows all up to date safety standards for washing machines and continues to believe he's cheeky.

He's married with 13 children, all called Daniel. He sells his body for chicken and cheese, despite his intolerance to lactose. He smells dreadful, like really awful.

Daniel believes he can fly, believes he can touch the sky. Daniel should probably stop believing he can fly, it has led to far too many accidents.