User:Danomc26/Stuart podmore

Stuart Podmore (aka Poddy), was born on the 26th of July 1989 to parents Pat Podmore and "big Jim" Podmore. Stuart had a hard start to life when going through puberty realising he had a smaller than average penis. This of course was not just apparent in Ibiza. Since an early age Stuart has been battling homosexuality which has not been helped by his openly gay friend Craig Brand. Stuart now lives in Belfast living a lie as his new found friends have no idea about his perverted gay lifestyle. Stuart's life has gradually spiralled out of control since dabbling in the likes of ketamine, ecstasy, cocaine and the hardcore gay scene. Since the death of his beloved idol Michael Jackson, Stuart has gone into a severe state of depression only leaving his bed to involve himself in gay orgys. He currently resides in a remote hilly area in the south west of Portugal in a cave, unable to live in normal society knowing that Michael Jackson is no longer amongst us.