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REKT (Random Explosive Kinetic Trauma)

A condition brought about by excessive and/or repulsive amounts of lameness. Such gross levels of inadequacy have only been found in the American Vagabond Sammy Burton. Scientists postulate that the amount of lameness correlates to his case of acute micro-penis (Dat-boi and Trump, 2016).

In this condition, one's shit (technical term) tends to explode violently for no apparent reason. For countless generations, this phenomena was thought to be random, but recent studies on Sam Burton have concluded that this seriously dangerous and humiliating condition is caused by excessive lameness, or as Dante Amadeus Fernandez, a contemporary researcher in the field of REKTology, theorizes "Extreme sucking mixed with the smegma of a micro-penis."