User:Danwilliams12/sandbox

The life and times of the legend Daniel Williams Born: 1950- Lived: Oxford In the beginning The legend as known by his mates lived in oxford and was the main go to guy, the social hub, the jack of all trades the only person who makes people want to get out of bed in the morning some might say. With a big celebrity back ground and fan base Dan could occasionally be found singing songs with David Bowie (best friend and his hair dresser) as they were both in the under tens tidily winks championship in Newport. After his short 15 year career he went backpacking around Eastern Europe were he got into the ancient sport of kangaroo racing, (where he met his now to be handy man Steve) Steve and Dan met as a result of a wild dingo who ran off with his baby, Dan seeing this was able to ride the kangaroo (he was three times record holder) which he then dismounted and jumped on the dingo grasping it firmly in a head lock until it let go of the infant. Dan later offered Steve a job in his bungalow, Steve was ecstatic. On the way back to his home town he passed a small table tennis competition he then called up his friend of the time Justin beiber (before he became famous) and asked if he could be his doubles partner, Justin jumped at the chance as he was considered a loner and they went on to win the under 20s championship winning 2 golden ball balls (ping pong).

Trials for west ham Dan was an amazing upcoming sports star and did trials for west ham as it was something to do on the weekends, the club then realising he was a pure master of the sport offered him a job and said they would pay him £50k a day but Dan kindly refused as a result of him having too much money in his bank accounts that the banks were actually charging him per square metre because the bundles of notes were taking up so much room they had to start filling the walls with money and Dan didn’t have enough room in his bungalow either….. Many skills of The legend 1950-1960 under tens shark wrestling champion. 1960-1980 he spent all his time focusing on being cool. 1980 onwards he was a professional at appearing in the backgrounds of pictures just being an all-around awesome guy.