User:Daracantjump

Dara Goldberg
Dara Goldberg is an awesome girl who goes to Drew University. She has eyes that change color, and she cannot jump. She can often be heard using the word 'Poop' as an exclamation. She can never remember the difference between Sting and Bono, which is kind of sad. She listens to some good music thanks to her boyfriend, but also listens to a lot of crappy music (ie. loser white guys who wear women's clothing and talk about how hard it is being them... etc) She likes sitting around in her underwear, and watching bad TV shows that suck her in and make her cry. But, you have to keep in mind that Hallmark commercials can get her to cry. Her favorite movie is "The Last Siege." Dara describes the movie by saying 'You paid for the whole seat, but you'll only use the edge!' Dara can make ice sculptures. Dara cannot read or write, which makes her stunning accension to the seat of Vice President even more amazing. She once found herself confronted by Vanilla Ice, who described her rhymes as 'wack.' Dara promptly challenged him to a rap battle which she won easily. She is an avid practicioner of jiu-jitsu, and she can bench press small aircraft.