User:Dark10prince/Mr. Rogersss

Mr. Allan Rogers (not his first real name but who gives a rats a**) is the star of the much acclaimed television show "Mr. Rogers Gayborhood", which usually airs on PBS (PusBagStation), but it has occasionally been seen on Creamy MILF Busters '09. But let's not speak of those things here.

Rogers Award We recently got word that Rogers is in the running for the Most Likely to be the Gotd*** Devil Award. His strongest competition right now would probably be David Laurence (aka VPiece of Sh**, Westover High.)

Rogers Helping the Little Guys Rogers has also now decided to sponsor the acclaimed and widely known Raging Negroes Tae Kwan Do House of Chin-Bust and Such Dojo, grandmastered and ran by none other than the infamous Sir Macktastic C Smooth, pimp and pus**whipper extraordinaire. "Come be apart of my dojo, so you can learn to tell those hoes no means no-no." And for the Chinese who could not understand that, here's a literal translation- "Ping chy niong nay tai mok shoosha shoosha shoosha ming chai nio ting pai guaaaaaaaaniotek!!!!!" And one more translation for the Africans- "Fu** you Charles." That is all.

Rogers Supposed Molestation Rogers was also just found to be the victim of a molest case involving Gary Coleman, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and an innocent bottle of cool-hwhip. To be said as pronounced on Family Guy. Hwhip. Rogers stated that after he was made to perform a Circle Jerk Bonanza with the gang, he said this- "Gary sat me down with the gang. Then, he told me, to reach into his pants, and look for the FORCE! I was never so scared in my entire life. I sh** myself multiple times. They called me.........Betty.

Mr. Rogers is usually cruising thru his neighborhood, searching for San Francisco C** Fiestas to join or potential gohan look-alikes to take home and get goodies from. He was recently caught reading one of Wolverine's porns. He claimed it was a Playboy, but it was in reality a Playgirl. It was filled with more di**s than a San Francisco C** Fiesta, how you! duin! But as of now, he is taking the slow lane of life, surely, but slowly.....making the world......a better place.

P.S. White people hate Mr. Rogers....because he makes......Mr. T...look like........a godd*** fool. And now a word from our sponsors-Mr. Malcolm "Bit**Plz!" Knox and his world renowned Get Ya Mcgriddle Up Committee..."need we say more? Get it up. Bit**."