User:Darker harvest

Hey
I am Darker Harvest. Basically, I love many cartoon shows, such as CatDog, Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, and Invader Zim. I edit the Invader Zim pages most often, especially the pages about the characters and episodes. In fact, Invader Zim is all I ever talk about. Some stuff I love to do is write and read, so I often try to put that to good use and edit Wikipedia. I've been trying to write a dark comedy novel, and I've come up with an idea for a dark comedy cartoon show in my spare time. Dark comedy seems to be my thing, and it's not funny unless I can add my own twisted ideas. I hope my edits help!

My Books
More about the book. I've been calling it Lifeline and it's basically all about these zombies and such paranormal creatures that go around a pyramid and run into all kinds of gruesome problems. The zombies are Crossbones and Tut. Other paranormal creatures include Zhen the superhuman and Crossbones' mom, Tandy, the ghost. It's really weird, but some may find it cool. I'm already working on book two, which is called Bloodshot, and I really hope to create a series. I have books one through eight planned out, and they mostly have titles, but only Lifeline has been completed. The best part about writing is being able to be as gross and gruesome as I want, and that's pretty gross and gruesome. In my opinion, Bloodshot, so far, is funnier than Lifeline because, when I'd started book one, I'd never really read or seen much dark comedy before and I was kind of just doing my own thing. Now I know I have a genre and I'm sticking to it. The hardest part is definately trying not to make it too dark and disgusting, but, then again, that's the whole point.

These are the titles of books one through eight (nobody use these or any of my other ideas!): Lifeline, Bloodshot, Phase, Phantom, Doomsday, X2, Everlasting Suicide, and the last one I think I'll call Emo because it's all about a character I add in book three. (Wait and see, man.)

AnübX
My TV show idea is called AnübX. Spencer Ex is a 14-year-old emo-style boy that lives in the town of Imbiville, an unknown location in Canada. (Like the word 'imbicille'.) One day, Spencer hears his parents talking about his adoption and how he's the son of Anubis. He discovers his abilities as a god and goes off to save the world from Set, while enduring the normal and not-so-normal pressures any emo would face when attending Imbiville High. Such problems include school parties, girlfriends, the recycling gang (called Gang Green), and, of course, the detentions. (Nobody really likes Spencer.) Other problems are at home, like babysitting for his twin cousins, attending his aunt's wedding, and getting grounded. Spencer loves the fictional band Bloodclot, which is screamo, and, in one episode I have planned, he sneaks out to see them preform in Coolton, the next town over. After being caught by Mrs. Ex, his adoptive mom who hates the letter 'X' and prefers to be called Mrs. E, it all goes downhill. Luckily, Spencer doesn't have to face these horrors alone. His best firend, Derek Cray (who prefers his nickname Dare) is always by his side - or is he? The Cray family is full of mad scientists, but Dare wants to travel to Egypt and discover ancient tombs and stuff, so he's obvoiusly thrilled when he hears about Spencer's alter-ego, which he helps to dub 'AnübX'. Dare often gets tested on by his mad scientist parents, who hope to be proclaimed geneiuses by others. I later add other characters, like Vincent Scam, Cloe Trap'ya, and Hyde. It's very similar to Danny Phantom, but far more twisted. Actually, I think I'll make a page about it in advance. Check it out if you want to know more. There's lots of organs and guts and battles. It's a whole lot of fun, and I really hope to animate it some day.

I love thinking (yeah, anyone that knows me and my brainless schemes, theories, and mistakes must be in shock right now), and I love planning ahead. (I have a TV movie planned for a TV show I haven't even animated yet.) So I've been trying to plan an awesome cast. I watch a lot of TV (mostly cartoons, but some shows with real people as actors), so I know what everyone's voice sounds like. I think casting my friends would be epically ultimate, and maybe I could play some small female rolls (maybe Vincent Scam, who dies within a few episodes). It could be a cool thing we do together.

Here are some episodes.

The Son of Anubis: Spencer has a weird day at school, which results in hims growing jackal ears and having his barbell earrings turning into Egyptian symbols. He gets home to find his human host parents arguing about whether to tell him that he's the son of Anubis or not. They end up not telling him, but he soon figures out that he has wicked awesome powers when he confronts Set (the major villain in the series) for the first time. His best friend Dare helps him to name the alter-ego, resulting in AnübX being the title that Spencer in god form will now go by.

Freaks Among Us: Spencer gets shoved into a locker by Leader Normal Boy, the boyfriend of Alycia Mort, a kid that attends Spencer and Dare's high school but doesn't seem tall or old enough. She turns him into her mom, Allie Mort, the guidance counselor. Then the whole school is forced to take a "Freak Test", which seems completely normal and boring. But the test almost helps determine Spencer's true identity.

Escape the ER: When Spencer can't sleep, his "mom" (Mrs. Ex) comes into his room, but she can't think well in the dark. After turning on the light, she discovers that Spencer has tons of scratches on his arms from fighting with Set. Not knowing why he has these scratches, Spencer is brought to the ER. At the ER, Spencer meets Nurse Dawn, a nurse completely against emos, punks, and broken hearts. After a while, Spencer annoys her into handing him over to Dr. Dale. Dr. Dale gives Spencer a brain scan, but Spencer manages to beat the scanner, which makes it look like he has no brain whatsoever. Dr. Dale later reveals that he's Set and tries to operate on him, which results in him knocking him out. Dare comes to pick Spencer from the ER and take him over to his house to play Creeps with Chainsaws. Spencer manages to escape, and his "parents" stay at the ER because of unexpected events.

Washington, Meet D.C.: Spencer gets ejected from Spanish class for being "annoying", so he spies on Dare's social studies class. The class is learning about everything having to do with George Washington, but Dare gets confused and completely fails. Because of this, the teacher springs a test on the entire grade, but Dare doesn't even know what to study.

Music
I love music a lot. It's one of the best things on the planet, in my opinion. I enjoy bands like Three Days Grace, Hawthorne Heights, All Time Low, and Never Shout Never. Hawthorne Heights is my favourite band. I listen to them obsessively, and I know almost all the lyrics. Music is really what you make it, and I like making it loud and full of screams.

But, in complete contrast to that, I play the tenor saxophone. I've been playing for a few years now, and I guess I'm okay at it. It's really not as easy as it looks, but, if you really want to play an instrument, you won't care. I've taught myself to play a few songs, but nothing too complex. I also try to sing (and scream), but I prefer recordings of my favourite bands to my own.

Style
A major way to express yourself is style, and I've taken that to the extreme. I love punk gloves, which have become my signature in any outfit. I also like wearing metal chains around my neck and pant chains on my jeans, which can range anywhere from emo skinny to punk baggy. Something I really like is multi-coloured hair. I'm not allowed to dye, but I love extensions, which are great in contrast to my black t-shirts. My favourite place to shop is Hot Topic, and I really love anything with a cartoon on it.

I don't advise that people dress like me if it goes against their own style. (Although, when I look around y school, it looks like I'm the only one with my own style.) People can express themselves however they want, and I just chose this way.

Stand Out and a Warning
I have to say, the coolest thing about being able to think up all these weird and unheard of ideas is being able to stand out. As I always say, you don't have to follow the norm. Do whatever you want! And always make sure to have fun while doing it! Other kids don't think the way Spencer and I do because other kids don't dress like us, but it's really cool to a select few people out there, and they're who I really write for. So look around for Lifeline, Bloodshot, and AnübX, and don't get too involved if you're easily grossed out. Just saying.

Copy-Right
(Heh, I know I spelled it wrong. I did it on purpose.) I'm not sure how many people would do this, but I've been warned that people sometimes see an idea and take it. Please don't. I want my chance to get published and make a cool TV show, too. Besides, you can come up with your own ideas, right? So copy the right way, which is not copying at all.

Of course, if you see the idea and you're a publisher or TV show person, that's cool. (And you like it, I mean.) I'm cool with it if you want to publish me or help me make AnübX. Awesome. If you are (and you're real and stuff, not some fraud), feel free to say something. Thanks, dudes!

--Darker harvest (talk) 23:17, 21 April 2010 (UTC)