User:Darryl Loveland

Dr. Darryl Loveland (1789-1854) was a famed Victorian era inventor. He is most remembered for inventing wind in 1810, and then coal in 1812. These inventions helped revolutionise the western world.

Early Life
Darryl was born into poverty on a farm in Transylvania. He lived with his mother and his 28 sisters, but his father had died of vampire attack when Darryl was only 4 years old. Darryl showed early initiative as an inventor, by inventing the watering can. This invention helped his mother grow ten times the amount of potatoes they had previously been able to grow, and they became the most successful potato farmers in the region. At the age of 9, Darryl invented the kite and spent his days flying it on the farm. However, but 2 months later, Darryl's kite became entangled in a Starling's wing, which later migrated to London.

Period of Invention
After settling in London, Darryl built a laboratory out of cardboard and began inventing. In 1809, Darryl attempted to patent fire but discovered that all fire in the United Kingdom belonged to the King. After this setback, Darryl attempted to commit suicide by taunting a goose into attack. The goose failed to kill him, and only gave him the scars that he suffered for the rest of his life. Darryl shot to fame in 1810 when attempting to invent paper, he accidentally invented wind. An unnamed entrepeneur bought the patent from Darryl for 16 shillings and a ha'penny. Darryl became one of the richest men in London after inventing coal. To this day, only his assistant knows how he did it. After this he retired from inventing at the young age of 23.

Later Life
In 1852, Darryl caught an unknown virus which greatly affected his life and weakened him vastly. Doctors today believe that Darryl was the first victim of HIV. Not much is known about his later life, except he refused to marry and revealed himself to be a bisexual. Darryl died of gunshot wounds in 1854, leaving his latest invention, the Gamecube incomplete.

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