User:Dartanianbouvier



Dartanian Bouvier is a renaissance man. Professionally he is a Project Manager, lauded for his ability to get the job "done". His tenacious work ethic can be attributed to the fact that he keeps hydrated and eats a lot of almonds. Dartanian likes to begin the workday by eating yogurt or cereal, though his definition of cereal is controversial. Dartanian does not identify cereal by ingredients, rather by "crunchiness" and if milk is added.

Dartanian Bouvier's classic car collection

Dartanian may or may not still own the 1987 Volkswagen Scirocco he drove in the early to mid 2000's. It was black with gold rims, and he lowered it. Some say it was this car that started Dartanian's fascination with rims. Dartanian now drives a BMW. He spray painted the rims on this car orange, making it look as though his car has been booted on all 4 wheels. Dartanian claims this decision to paint the rims to be "the best decision I've ever made". Needless to say, skeptics abound.

Dartanian Bouvier style Over the years Dartanian has had many different styles, exhibiting a flare all his own. In the early 2000's he proudly wore his hair in cornrows, he got rid of the cornrows after a few years. Sometime in 2011 he rocked a fauxhawk, this too is now just a memory.

Dartanian is the owner of many, many sweater vests and wears them often. He is the reigning King of Vestival at his place of work. He displays his scepter at his desk.