User:Darth Culator

Ahoy-hoy! I'm Darth Culator, Dark Accountant of the Sith.*

*(Warning: User is not an actual accountant or an actual Sith.)

I'm not XHTML compliant. Don't see the point, really. I learned HTML 4 in high school and haven't evolved since then. I'm 25 going on 50, so I don't cotton to your newfangled XML.

I registered here months ago, but haven't really done much. My main obsession is Wookieepedia, the best damn Star Wars site in the universe.

You can find me there, as if you haven't guessed yet, as Darth Culator.

I already have enough problems with time management, so I probably won't do anything extensive here. But sometimes I feel compelled to fix things, so I figured I should do so as a registered member of the community.

Wait, that doesn't sound right. "Registered member of the community" sounds like something from The Prisoner. "It's a vandal! Send out the weird bubble-thing!"

Anyway, I've already wasted a lot of effort on making a userpage for Wookieepedia, so I'm done with this one.