User:Darth Metus

Introduction
Well, I finally got around to creating a userpage for myself. I've been meaning to get around to it, but I haven't had the time. I still don't. I made this during Computer Programming II. Well, I'm a Dark Lord of the Sith, and I expect to be treated as one. One day, I will conquer the whole galaxy, and destroy the Jedi. And then the Sith will rule the galaxy. But until then, I will edit Wikipedia.

Chapter One: The Reasons Why
Why would I want to edit Wikipedia, you ask? Well, here are the many reasons why I should.


 * 1) Why Not? There are no reasons not to.
 * 2) Because I have nothing better to do with my life.
 * 3) Because that's how I roll. After a kick to the ribs
 * 4) Because I'm trying to destroy my chances of a relationship.
 * 5) Because life sucks, and then you die.
 * 6) Because Wikipedia kicks major arse.
 * 7) Because I said so.
 * 8) Because if I didn't, the universe would implode, killing everyone. Do you see the pains I (will) go through to protect you all?