User:Darth Swayze

Darth Swayze exists. I know he does. I saw him one time.

I believe he goes by the human name of Greg Smith. He uses the force to famously quote lines like,

"All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice."