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Bum Shit Alien
The Bum Shit Alien is a alien from the fictional film, Space Adventure, It's An Adventure in SPACE. This film is mainly set in a Space Station above the dark world of NeverHood. It some parts of the film, NeverHood's surface is seen. It is very dark, with almost nothing covering the surface. This is the home world of the Bum Shit Alien. There was a huge war which wiped out almost all Bum Shit Aliens, and so there are only 15 left. (The war is not seen in the film)

Description
The Bum Shit Alien is described as unique. It is grey in colour, has no hair, his head is a weird long shape, his eyes are always shaking in anger and speaks in the most weird way. When the alien attacks he makes a deep, angry scream. The only reason why The bum shit alien attacks is to find a radio. A radio makes him happy, he believes it is a voice talking to him on the other side, soothing and calming him. When the radio is found aboard a ship, he covers the crew and their passangers with what appears to be "Shit"!

The Film
The humans have gone into the fast unknown. They have an understanding of everything to know in the universe and set out to take over it. The Humans set up a station in orbit above the world NeverHood. 15 Bum Shit aliens see the station built but only one takes action, a low ranked Bum Shit alien. With his unique legs, fast skills, and amazing speed, he jumps 40 miles into there air and lands directly on top of it. He pokes his head around in the glass window the see who is aboard and when he eventully sees someone he screams, smashes the window and "shits" on everyone aboard.

Bob, is the man incharge of the huge operation, and goes to see what was the noise on the other end of the ship. He encounters the Bum Shit alien, and attacks the weird creature. The Bum shit alien has the most amazing speed, while crawling, traveling up to 13 MPH, so no human could kep up with him. Bob later dies with a ton of "shit" in his body and on the outside of his skin. His team mate, (name unknown) calls in for Bob stating "Bob.....You there?". He is dead and in a pile of "shit", however his team mate doesn't know. He gos out looking for Bob after all the screams on the Com Link, and falls the same way Bob did.

The war
Little is known about the war, but the Bum Shits were attacked by a far more advance race. The bum shits were able to fight them off with them being able to rapidly fire shit, on demand. Sadly after a couple of shots drom the anul, the arse appears to be ripped apart, or explodes. Only the Elite Bum shits anul stays intact!