User:Dartstorm

pineapple is the god of all pineapples, he recently passed away on the 11/06/2012-R.I.P

many people believe that worshiping a fruit in the modern world is bad, and so wise and powerfull races for instance the aztacs and the incas stopped worshiping the god fruit, the pineapple, and so our savior, pineapple was born of house moorby and was sent to our world to warn us of the unholy terrors we are creating by not worshipping pineapples

pineapple's death came quick and painlessly, his time on this world was over, and so he fell, at exactly 12'oclock an the 11th of june, 2012, and his body was cremated, so his spirit was not parted with his host.

pineapples life had an extremely large impact on the world, and pineapple-ism is has already respectfully earned over 80,000 followers, and the major religion is quickly gaining followers