User:Darwinbish

This user is an alternative account of User:Bishapod, and is the evil twin of the gormless good User:Darwinfish.



Pet names

 * Pet name, per user:Tex, is Little Ankle Biter.
 * Another pet name, from User:Elen off her Rocker: Psychofish. Good one!
 * Jaws. I invented that one myself. Hope to become widely known by it!
 * Bish the Knife. Suggested, some ways off, by User:Ched.

Animations
The sweet little twins play a harmless game:

Little Ankle Biter learns to smoke stogies:

Darwinbish studies the article Cheroot, educating herself. "The term stogie is often misused to refer to any cigar with a foul stench." Aha, excellent! Good word! Foul stench scare off all silly visitors! Come smell my stogie, Fish !  darwin bish  BITE 21:08, 8 June 2011 (UTC).

Sigs
I made myself a fine alternative sig per Big Tex, look, haha:  little   ankle   biter 

Templates
Liberate your evil side! All are welcome to use my templates, teach people a lesson. The templates must be substed or some of them won't work right.

Anti-wikilove templates
Too much wikilove in this place. These are for posting on people who have received cookies or kittens.

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Fish-hitting template
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NPA template
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(Note: always post this template near top of delinquent's page for the "receive fresh insults" functionality to work well.)

IP warning template
A warning of what might happen to slimeballs who log out in order to attack others.

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Scary portraits of me
Big and scary I:

Big and scary II:

Teeth of steel:

Festive and scary:

Extra mean:

Poetic tributes to me
Lotte Lenya song

Don't blame me, I'm just following orders on user page.

[sings like Pirate Jenny:] Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And he shows 'em, pearly white Just a jack knife has DeeBee, dear And he keeps it, er, out of sight

When that shark bites with his teeth, dear Scarlet billows start to spread Fancy gloves, oh, wears DeeBee, dear So there's never, never a trace of red

On the sidewalk, on Sunday mornin' Lies a body, oozin' life Someone's sneaking 'round the corner Could that someone be Bish the Knife? --T-RexxS ( Rawr ) 19:28, 19 August 2012 (UTC) --

Bisherick


 * There once was a fish named Bish,
 * who had a wonderful wish...
 * for lack of a fin,
 * the teeth grew in,
 * now ankles fill the dish.
 * — Ched : ?  23:56, 20 August 2012 (UTC) all blame go to RexxS for starting rhymes.

-- Haiku with apologies to Bashō:

Flog leaps in old pond Sounds of teeth; frog sound no more Darwinbish is full -- Sonnet With apologies to whomever your preferred SA is:

Poor Bish, the centre of the sinful earth, Bite hard these rebel powers that thee array; Why dost thou chomp so much yet suffer dearth, Painting thy dorsal fin so costly gray? Why so much rage, having so short a fuse, Dost thou upon thy feeble brother spend? Shall worms, awaken'd from their snooze, Eat up thy bro? is this his body's end? Then Bish, bite thou upon thy brother's butt, Get Lil' Stupid to stock up thy store; Get filthy rich by selling tons of smut; Then thou art fed, and shalt be poor no more: So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on fish, And Death once dead, there's just Darwinbish.

You call'em; we fill 'em. --Famously Sharp (talk) 01:19, 23 August 2012 (UTC)