User:Dat-itosis

Dat·i·to·sis: Pronunciation Key - [Dat-eh-toe-sis] noun - a condition of having no clue on how to resolve a technical and/or life issue. The issue does not have to be limited to the world of IT, it could span across all professions. We are all "Techs" in life.

DAT: Dumb Ass Tech - a phrase that originated in an IT department at a large firm. A manager called one of his technicians a DAT because he did not know how to resolve issues in an effective manner.

itosis: usually a disease has this at the end of it's name, so it works....

Eddie has Datitosis

Contributors to this definition: Terance Huyter and Steve Pastore