User:Databatable

Databatable is the pseudonym of a middle-aged writer from the Baltimore, MD area of the United States. He categorically refuses to divulge personal information including, but not limited to, name, age, height, weight, political or religious affiliations, physical address, virtual address, galatic coordinates, [marital status unless you're a hot woman between the ages of 35 and 55, preferably without any diseases, addictions or significantly unwieldy gross tonnage], or his racial profile. He will also neither confirm nor deny those reports about him being of mixed human-Klingon parentage. Databatable enjoys research, long walks on the beach, holding hands, candlelight dinners, and talking about himself in the third person.