User:Dattebayo321/Splutz

Me and my luck is a page devoted to random quotes I say around the place.

Them and their luck is a section in this page devoted to other's quotes. Note the fact that I prefer not to post others' names on Wikipedia. Though I do give them full credit... Feel free to vandalise and post here.

Me and My Luck
"Me and my luck are on very good terms right now. So far, I've only tripped 16 times on my shoelaces, though my predictions were 35."

"I swear piggy banks have something against me. Ever since SOMEONE chucked one at me, I've been wary of stepping into any room with a piggy bank."

"Is it just me, or are my pets stalking me?"

"Someone's stealing my user boxes..."

Them and Their Luck
"Oh noes! I'm a flowering word salad!"

"My accent totally pwns yours."

"Your comeback to your comeback sucked."

"Your body's dumb. It has no brain."