User:Dave steve

Dave Steve.

Won the vietnam war by himself in 1982, after inventing viral cancer and employing it against the vietcong.

Tried to sell property on the moon in 2002, but was defeated by court ruling. Is currently sitting in Idaho medium state prison "Allison Valley" for throwing roadkill at court officials during blasphamous ruling against him in said moon property incident.

Loves speed skating, as was aspiring to be a olympic athlete until imprisoned. Still practices everyday by attaching wax paper to bottom of shoes, and skating in place in cell.