User:Davewithnohair

hello, dave

you are a speng - don't vandalize my wiki page apollo

Debbie from Gent by Honeywell

yo love your gent system mate

Apollo Fire Detectors

Hi, Apollo

You need to catch up with our all in one detector, poor Apollo is still on XP95 from 1990

Debbie - Gent By Honeywell

With regards to Debbie from Gent by Honeywell, we deeply apologise for any harm caused by our derogatory statement. Furthermore, we have a new detector on its way which will be showcased at our next event! It will be much more reliable than your S-Quads 😉

Andy from Apollo Fire Detectors

Hello Andy, We also have a new detector that will beat you're A-Squads before they release, They automatically detect any apollo devices and sets them on fire until they are crispy like a wrap. PS: Get better product devs

Gary - Gent By Honeywell

Hey Gary, what happened to Debbie? Did your brand new detectors think Debbie was an 'apollo' device and set her on fire? Reliability at its finest 😂. Also, we do not make A-Squads, so are you suggesting beating up your own A-Squads? If so go ahead. Plus crispy wraps sound tasty 😋

Andy from Apollo Fire Detectors

Gent get up your game! How are you allowing all these sus impostors into your senior management team? We literally have a fire alarm enthusiast community with many spengs that we constantly engage with and that you choose to ignore and yet you still have a worse management team? Bonkers!

Andy from Apollo

Hey, Andy - Did your brand new detectors think Debbie was an 'apollo' device and set her on fire? Debbie went home earlier than she should and we also have a large fire alarm enthusiast community with many spengs, that we send products to for free, however, you chose to ignore me for a hour, I have escalated this to the CEO of Gent

Gary - Gent By Honeywell