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Charlie James
Charlie james was born half rabbit half man, in the early years of his life he was subjected to overpowering radioactive rays, that caused him to morph into what we see today. Charlie is also a real life super hero, with the ability to jump small gaps with a large run up and destroy peoples backs with bakery trolleys.

Early Life
Charlie grew up in the small town of hiroshima, a small devastated city in heartland Japan, it was here that at the tender age 6 that he was subjected to those fateful radioactive rays that would one day unite a nation. After the accident, Charlie emigrated, illegally, to Wales, coutry of the free, where he could have his way with the innocent sheep via his magical drill of SEX! Childhood was kind to Charlie, he led a normal life (well i say normal, as normal as a half rabbit half boy could) until he became obsessed with the Queens of the stone age.

Secondry School
Secondry school was an experience for Charles, growing up in a country where ferretting for rabbits was a traditional sport. We shall leave this part of his life and move onto the next stage.

University
Charlie gained a place at Aston University and it was here that he would meet his mentor, a god like man, one who could make women cry, stop wars and piss heads sobre, i am of course talking about Dave Hicks. This icon of the North soon became the Batman to charlie's Robin, together they would nick anything that wasnt nailed to the ground, with a special liking for cones.