User:DavidElijah

David Elijah Claybourne is a remarkable man. First arriving on American shores in 1787, little is known about him prior, with the exception of a similar looking humanoid found in cave drawings in France. In 1808 David was killed by German tourists, angry that the camera had not yet been invented, leaving them to only draw sketches of their trip. Reborn in 1982, he has gone on to be the greatest undiscovered guitarist alive, both thrilling audiences with his playing, and scaring them witless with his stage presence. Although little is known about his private life, he has been rumored to have had sex with your Mother, Sister, and once, your Father.

Partial to cantaloupe, bourbon, and marijuana, Mr Claybourne can be found in your local bar or hotel, getiing loaded.