User:DavidYearout

David Yearout is most famously known as the president who abolished slavery by leading America through the civil war, he's also the child who discovered the Atomic bomb when he was four years old. When he turned 6 he was the first person to land on the moon. And now that he's a multimillionaire he ennjoys relaxing on his private island in his 4 billion dollar house, he is the president of a club known as the NCPWLPWB (Nation Club for People Who Like Pancakes With Bacon)This club eats pancakes and bacon on a regular basis. He is arguably the greatest perspn to have ever lived. In south america there's a tribe of 600,000 indians who worship him as their god.

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