User:David Coogle

Personal Life
David Coogle lives in beautiful Tallahassee, Florida.

Professional Life
David Coogle works at the "ELDF" and has quickly climbed his way "Up the company ladder." You know what they say, "It's not WHAT you know, it's WHO you know."

"Coogle-ize"
"Coogle-ize" is a term coined by employees of the "ELDF." It means that all of your professional dreams can come true with just a little bit of fudged information on your resume.

Examples of use:

"Jeff, I just don't think I'm qualified enough for that position. It says you need 5 years of experience in order to be considered, and I only have zero.  I need to Coogle-ize my resume.  Then there's no way I could ever be turned down!"

"I only have a 2.5 GPA, but the college I want to get into requires at least a 3.0. That's ok, I can just Coogle-ize my application!  I'll have a 3.0 GPA in no time!"