User:David Runner

Origin of Dave

Born as David to human parents in the Great Down Under, The Dave transcended Human Reality to watch over us and help guide us to the ways of truth and light. Having spent a lifetime solving problems and gently banning miscontents, The Dave assumed a human form in 2020 to become the Head of Aglet Support. With his wisdom and guidance, hundreds of thousands of sneakerheads may now roam in a modern-day Nirvana of sick cops and rare relics.