User:Davidchen~enwiki

Mr. Chen
China, emo, dog, over 95%. Theses few words describe one man and one man only, David Chen.

Born in China, he was raised with good manners and an IQ of 300. After a dispute broke out in the society it was too dangerous to live in China and he was shipped off to Canada in an Nintendo 64 box.

Shortly after arriving they moved in to a large house after the people selling took 500 000 yen which is in fact a couple thousand. His dad quickly picked up a job working at McDonalds as they sent Little David to elementary school. Quickly excellerating in every subject he breezed through the grade with straight A's.

But another side of David showed in his private life. Returning home everyday to cut his wrists while listening to his favourite band Hawthorn Heights. Depressed from his life he spent his time with his head buried in books to study. After becoming so smart his head grew to an abnormally large size which if you look at him today his head is bobbling while leaning to the side.

After elementary he was accepted early in to Royal West Academy. He quickly made friends with other coloured people as he was interested in the colour of them because he has never seen a brown or white person before going to an all asian elementary school. These friends include : Jason Kates, Matthew Kates, David Bray, Adam Aberback, Costa Papadatos, Sean Wheeland, Liam Moore, Graham Cunningham and of course Jeremy Sholzberg.

== Love Life ==

Mr. Chen is unfortunaly controversely gay. We suspect this because of the leg rubbing of Costa Papadatos and David Bray. We hope to retreive him and take him back to the winning team of woman-lovers.