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Humphrey Quinoa II of Quinoa
King Humphrey Quinoa II (18 May 83 BC – 11 August 8 AD) was the King of Quinoa from 29 May 83 BC to his death. He assumed the throne following the birth of the country he created, Quinoa. After the Battle of Walkers, a rebellion in which involved an indirect feud between King Gary Lineker of Walkersonia and the Forbidden City of Quinoa. Quinoa was the 13th District on the Eastern Precinct of Walkersonia, a run-down and poverty stricken area. At just 9 days old, the young ninja King defeated 31,863 men by frisbeeing Quinoa crisps into the throats of the Cheese and Onion cavalry, before proceeding on to slay the Worcester Sauce crew. He is generally regarded as the most successful of the Quinoa monarchs, but his reign ended in a disastrous defeat at the Battle of Quavers, where he became the last monarch not only from Quinoa, but from all of Walkersonia to be killed in battle.