User:DavitPlz

Introduction
David Hoang, also known as DavitPlz,Nub, JubJub, and streetxracecarcpotatoe is a big nub. His eccentric and frequently offensive patterns of behavior have won him notoriety in the eyes of his peers--most notably, the Peanuts. He is also well known for his portrayal of a tomato.

Biography
In his early years, David was dropped on his head repeatedly and has therefore developed extreme retardation and other mental defects. Due to his retardation he has been selected by the Fantastic Four as a replacement for Mr. Stretch in the event that he is incapacitated. However, David has denied all rumors of this sort and still maintains that he is holding out for a position in the Justice League.

Powers & Abilities
Although he has extreme retardation, David has also developed several impressive powers such as telekinesis, astral projection, and olfactory nullification. Some experts have even established that he is developing a mild healing factor. Aside from these powers, David has also been formally trained and has received certification to be an official Renaissance Fair worker.

Trivia

 * Has a pet hot dog named Costco
 * Lists his most hated nemesis as Colgate toothpaste
 * Has received critical acclaim for his groundbreaking performance with a 14 string guitar
 * In a recent interview with the Irvine Times, David acknowledges that he is not a fan of army strength.
 * David Hoang has once eaten 6 saltine crackers in under 1 minute without water, a feat that was once considered impossible. However his extra salivary glands helped him to overcome this so called impossibility.