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Michael Wills
Michael Wills is an African American male, hailing from Bonaire, Georgia, the United States of America, North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy. He is often lame but at least he attempts to hang out with me, unlike Austin Burnette. Austin Burnette is annoying because he doesn't love anything at all. But that is not the point. This is about Michael Wills, an African American male.

Mr. Wills started getting in trouble at a young age. Honestly, who gets in-school suspension in the 4th grade? Reconsider your life choices. He continued getting in trouble over the next several years- reacting poorly to authority figures, talking out of turn and just generally causing a scene.... one continuous scene throughout his entire lifetime. His worst rival, Dr. Reverend Michael Davis III, a Vietnam veteran, often sent him spiraling into the depths of the administrative department's judging chambers. But, as the years passed, he realized that this was not the life for him. He was no thug. He would rather annoy his friends instead of authority figures, because it was more fun. But he still gets a kick out of talking back or complaining every now and then, like when his teacher makes him do homework like a civilized human being.

Delibird is outclassed by all other leads in the PU metagame. While it can both set and remove entry hazards with Spikes and Rapid Spin, respectively, it has mediocre Speed and poor offenses and defenses, leaving most teams capable of outspeeding and 2HKOing it, limiting it to a single layer of Spikes. It also has a poor matchup versus other dedicated leads such as Dwebble, Golem, and Glalie thanks to its terrible defensive typing; however, it is faster than most other leads and is sometimes capable of setting two layers of Spikes or nabbing a surprise KO with Destiny Bond, which is made easier thanks to its frailty.

That is actually what led me to write this article. He is too lazy to do his homework where he has to Google himself so I, Bethanie Bailey, a white female, had to do this instead. Austin is supposed to help but he is equally lazy. The more I think of it, they are kind of the worst. Really just not great. Pretty horrible, much like Delibird in the XY PU metagame.

Okay well that has been it for this installation of, Bethanie Wastes Her Time. Thank you.