User:Dbtfz/Bizarro

About me:
 * Real name: Heywood Jablome
 * Hometown: Intercourse, Pennsylvania
 * Occupation: Stud Master
 * Significant other: Your mom
 * Education: Hamburger University (summa cum laude) huh huh...cum
 * Religion: Last Thursdayism
 * Ethnicity: White trash / Wigger
 * Political affiliations: US Marijuana Party, Rent Is Too Damn High Party
 * Hobbies: Autofellatio, cow tipping, dwarf tossing, extreme ironing, fart lighting, gleeking, underwater basket weaving
 * Wikipedia interests: cranking out Vanispamcruftisement, working to make Cow dung a featured article
 * Wheels: Tricked-out Dodge Neon (gets 40 rods to the hogshead)
 * Hairstyle: Missouri Compromise
 * Clothes/fashion: Wifebeaters, 8 ball jacket, fanny pack, spandex cycling shorts
 * Music: Doodletown Pipers, Greenlandic hip hop, Cherone-era Van Halen[[Image:Ricerburner-neon.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Jon Lovitz|Jealous?]]]]
 * Movies: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!, Honey, I Blew Up the Kid, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Leonard Part 6, Operation Dumbo Drop, anything starring Tim Allen
 * TV shows: Webster, Hee Haw, The Greatest American Hero, Sons of Thunder, Skating with Celebrities
 * Literature: Juggs, Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret, Balzac huh huh...ballsack
 * Foods: Rocky Mountain oysters, Twinkie-Wiener Sandwiches, Flutie Flakes
 * Catch phrase: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle"
 * Enemies: Eminem, The Man, Oriental Ruthless Boys
 * Disabilities: Coprolalia, coulrophobia (with attendant insomnia)
 * Celebrities I most resemble: Gary Busey, Cletus Spuckler
 * 15 minutes of fame: Got tasered on an episode of COPS
 * Philosophy of life: He who smelt it, dealt it.