User:Dcrunner

Dcrunner (a.k.a. Tom McCrazzy) - Dcrunner currently lives in The Place That Looks Like a Mitten, or aboard his ship The Flaming Cutlass. Dcrunner has recently embarked on a mission off the coast of Somalia to combat the piracy there. He is especially known for his capturing of the Admiral Chabanenko single-handedly with only his shotgun sword.

Superhuman abilities
Rumors of DCrunner's superhuman skills have been circulating ever since the Rick Astley incident of '08. Stephen Gough, a former British Royal Marine, has claimed in an interview with Conan O'Brien that DCrunner possesses some sort of mind-control power. Indeed, Mr. McCrazzy has been heard on numerous occasions to say, "Yami ga mou hitori no jibun o tskuru." While the meaning of this is unclear, the person he is talking to almost always responds with some variation of "What?". Therefore, Researchers have concluded that McCrazzy's statement causes confusion and disorientation to all within earshot. Bob Alice, a cryptographer in Formica, spent several billion dollars in federal grants to decode this message, but funds were cut off when he discovered that "urukst o nubij on irotih uom ag imaY" does not spell anything, either.

It is rumored that the movie "The Polar Bear King" was the result of McCrazzy's mind control powers. The connection is unverified at best. The connection is an epic fail at worst.

McCrazzy also seems to wield an indefinite amount of power over Rick Astley. The consequences of this relationship have yet to be determined.