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Delgado's Glazed Donuts is a Baltimore based trivia group that was started in the summer of 2011 by members Valerie Johnson, Margaret Flaherty, "El Jefe" (Kevin Cournoyer), Daniel Barpar, and Deanna Delgado (which the group is named after).

To date, Delgado's Glazed Donuts has been a regular winner of Wednesday night trivia at Life Of Reilly, a popular Baltimore tavern and restaurant.

Common JokesItalic text

During these epic games of trivia, many jokes have become common and most of them are referenced during each trivia battle. A few of these jokes, including explanations of the jokes, are listed below. Please keep in mind that some of these jokes may not seem funny to outside readers, but in fact they may be what is known as an "inside-joke".

1. Dan's wake-up time -- On average, Dan wakes up 2.5 to 3 hours after Valerie and Mr. El Jefe wake up. The joke gained prominence upon El Jefe and Valerie realizing that he usually wakes up around 15-20 minutes into the start of their teaching.

2. The Bieber Files -- Captain Margaret Flaherty began this the bierber file as a storage system, however, it has now become an ongoing phenomenon. Margaret, known to others as Meg or Hulk, stores our past trivia sheets in a 12-year-old-girl folder with a picture of Justin Bieber on the front. On the left side of the folder she stores our Trivia sheets and memorabilia, while the right side is reserved for wedding planning.

3. Potential sex/ingestion of a tent -- This joke has taken on many forms since its onset. The primary phrase is unclear at this point as the joke has evolved over the weeks past, but any of the following phrases may be said during a period of anger, "Go fu*k a tent", "Go pitch a tent and fu$k it", "Go eat a fu*king tent", or equally as funny is if a stranger asks the team "Does anybody have a tent?". Any of the previous phrases are set to receive a lot of laughter.

4. Keira Knightly/Jack Sparrow -- While the song was already extremely hilarious, El Jefe has since taken the line about "Keira Knightly" and projected it over the bar during trivia. Using a sing-song tone combined with a loud, deep voice, the phrase has since garnered chuckles from teammates and at awkward times, even receives laughs-out-loud.

5. Deanna's presence -- A sad joke, but a joke nonetheless is how the team's name was formed in honor of the glorious and glazed Deanna Delgado,however she has not attended an outing since the first week.

6. Beer-Pouring on Dan - Over the many weeks, a few 'challenges' or 'bets' have sprung up about various issues. Instead of betting money however (for that would be costly), Meg and El Jefe have chosen to bet "beers on top of heads" (specifically Dan's head). The current score, as of 10/22, is that Kevin is allowed, at any point, to pour half of a beer on Dan's head.

Most Impressive Answers

1. L.T.E.

2. Toontown