User:Ddssnn/Destination Unknown Dance Crew

In The Beginning

It all started when Mrs. Cyndi Nieves, a teacher at Henry C. Beck Middle School,

announced that there would be a dance crew competition for that year's school 'Spirit Week'. 5 of the 6 original members, David 'SuperJew' Nahum, Jared 'Dash' Dashevsky, David 'DudeMan' Linsky, Abe 'Sexy' Granoff, and Zach 'The Devil' Friedman heard this announcement right away, and little did they know that they would soon become DESTINATION UNKNOWN, or D.U.

A Memorable Meeting

These five soon attended a Student Government meeting after school to work on decorations.

They decided to enter the dance crew competition, and added a new member, Ari 'Zohan' Yosef. After this day, they had many dance practices, and made their dance mix,, which they made up a dance for.

Days later, Mrs. Nieves cancelled the competiton, secretly only letting D.U. perform.

The First Performance, A Blowout

'The First Performance' took place in April 2010.

It was a surprise popout during the Spirit Week Assembly. 'Dash' was a major part of the assembly, as he was Mr. Bobcat ( a term for someone who is elected to lead their 'team' in fundraising) and was there the whole time. Other Drama that day includes 'SuperJew's' attendance. SuperJew was a member of the band, as he plays the drums, and was forced to perform at the local mall during the beginning of the assembly, and it was questioned whether or not he'd be back in time. He was back in time. Also attending the performance were 'DudeMan's' Mother and Grandmother and 'SuperJew's' Mother, who was videotaping the event. Right after Tug-Of-War, Mrs. Nieves made the announcement. "and now...DESTINATION UNKNOWN!!!!" the crowd went wild, leaving the music unhearable. This was due to the fact that it really was not being played loud enough. Halfway through the dance fury, in between a fist pump and a slow dance, the music just stopped playing, as they were switching to a louder option. still, D.U. did the most amazing job and changed the world with their awesome new dance styles and moves.

After The First Performance D.U. signed autographs and photo ops with their millions of fans. When SuperJew and DudeMan got back home, they found out that SuperJew's mom did not know how to use a camera.

Bio
David 'SuperJew' Nahum David Nahum should not be putting biographical information about his siblings on the internet.

Jared 'Dash' Dashevsky Born on 74 days after Superjew... he's the 3rd oldest in the group. His father, Jeffrey 'Dash' Dashevsky, is a natural born citizen and is Destination Unknown's attorney (if needed). His mother, Rochelle 'Ro-ro' Dashevsky, grew up in New York. She bakes our dance crew cookies after practice. Jared has two younger brothers. Brett 'the mex' Dashevsky and Adam. Brett the crews spy, and Adam contributes too our dances by pretending he taught them how to dance. Jared is the smartest in the group, no question about it. Jared did create the song, "Destination Unknown 1." He enjoys long summer nights, and sunny days at the beach. He's considered a bit of a loner, but after he met the crew, he was a loner-no-more. Jared is Jewish, and that's cool. Abe 'Sexy' Granoff Born - Unknown Abe is raised by his mother, who's name shall not be mentioned in this so called biography. She owns a store, she supplies the DU women clothing, so that sometimes we can show our feminine side. Abe lives his life off of one motto and one motto only...Eat, Dance, and Eat™. 'Dash' might say that he is the smartest in the group, but we all know that he is semi-retarded, we just like saying he is the smartest to make him feel good. Abe used to think that he was no good, possibly worthless,then he came across the 6 dance crew members that he now calls brothers. Abe now has a purpose in life. 'Sexy' enjoys late night strolls on the beache, teddybears, and chocolate covered strawberries. In his free time Abe likes to play with his collection of stuffed animals, and imagine that they have come alive. Abe one day hopes to have world domination..Doubtful, yet possible. Abe is Jewish, and that's cool

David 'DudeMan' Linsky Born-3 days before 'Sexy' 'DudeMan' was raised by the wolves and currently lives with his so called "parents". 'DudeMan' does not obey the law because he is the law. He is by far the most handsome of the group. Throughout his life he has been stuck on this planet people call Earth, but on december 21st 2012 he will return to his home planet bringing with only a few materials: 1.the rest of D.U. and their families. 2.lotion so 'dash' will always have smooth skin(and also for other things too). 3.Jeniffer Lopez because she has a child now! He would bring his best friend Austin 'Diabetes' Wetzler, but there is no insulin where he comes from. Before he became a valid member of DU, he was just a regular girl in a lonely world, living off of money from giving lap dances. Now he is a Spaceman that doesn't need gingers in his life because GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS (except for alex schwarz and nathan nalibotsky) David is Jewish, and that's cool.

Zach "Lel" Friedman The second oldest member of the group. Being a senator at BecK Middle School, he plays the very important role of communicating with Mrs. Nieves as well as delivering news to DU on scheduling and things of that nature. Zach was simply at an afterschool meeting when he overhead David Linsky talking about their dance crew. He had to ask if he could join but, sadly, was originally shot down. When members of a once rival squad, whose name shall not be mentioned, sought out Lel. Shortly after, D.U. knew that they must have him. Shortly after this victory, the other group crumbled in D.U.'s path. That meeting changed Lel's life forever. The nickname Lel was the nickname of His grandfather who recently passed away, and was chose to keep his name alive, forever. Zach is Jewish, and that's cool. Zach's not a real Jew, his mom converted.