User:DeMicky

Introduction: Two-Can Dan, was born November 21st, 1996. The young chinese boy proceeded onwards in life being an extreme ectomorph.

Houselife The young Asian, grew up in small hopeless town of Darwin. He lives his life at home, cleaning, doing homework, being a contributing member of his family, beaten by his more dominant younger sister, autoeroticism, Malthusianism, onanism, self- abuse and self- pollution. His parent constantly drive him to do his homework, so when he finishes school he can continue onwards to become an owner of brothel, based around drag queens.

Worklife His career was dependent on his education, that is why he is working full time at the local throb, posing, dancing and bonding with his fellow crowd. Two-Can Dan, loves his job with a passion, planning on continuing his life in his late 70’s doing what he is now. His homosexual persona was influence by K-Pop. He continues to study English as hard as he can. He wished once to become a homosexual rights leader. Making speeches and papers based on the unfair rights and responsibilities of his and others sexual orientation. Two-Can Dan is also planning on writing a book, based on his famous methods of steaming rice.

Nutrition Two-Can Dan, continuous to precede his development of his body and his mind. He is constantly attending snap fitness in triumph, to change his bodily figure.He continuously overrides his body of protein, claiming he is bulking all the time. He constantly shows dominance over other people by asking if they lift. To whom of which it may concern, he, himself does not even lift. Putting his body in the most strenuous activities include; attempting to drive, playing basketball but not making a basket and attempting to get with girls at parties. Two-Can Dan continuously states that his body is undergoing the “bulking” state, when in reality, he only eats rice and noodles. Legacy Two-Can Dan writes a legacy that is unmatched. His many followers admire and find inspiration to his achievements to life. He uses many ancient chinese methods of obtaining sexual activity with sexually active participants. These include; Blocking the bedroom door with the bed. Taking his shirt off countless times to make his presence known at an event. “Showing” a singular person something that is coincidentally in the dark side of the house, leading them to secondary beds, the garden beds and performing a ritual based love, peace and magnitude. Regardless of the activity and area, men and woman always leave pleased.